My Friends
- Phyllis Diller
- Gino Vanelli
- Leo Sayer
- Rick Springfield
- Red Skelton
- Gavin MacLeod
- Any celebrity guest on the Love Boat
- Charles Nelson Reilly
- Brett Somers
- Richard Dawson (how he never got mono I’ll never understand)
- All members of the REO Speedwagon & Jon Secada fan clubs
- Jack Wagner